February 2010
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"The Buying Game" -- s. 1/ep. 8
Jack: I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands.
Will: Ah. So you're going to be self-employed.
Jack: Insert laugh...here. I'm going to be a massage therapist. It was an obvious choice, being that I am a people person. I love people...as long as they're not hairy...or smelly...or have the dreaded bacne, ugh. Ok, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
Will: Smelly.
Grace: Hairy.
Jack: Thank you, friends.
Karen: Bacne. Oh, who am I kidding? It's alabaster from my neck to my ass. I just don't want to do it.
Will: I think I'll just get some Chinese food and take it to his place. Is that romantic?
Jack: Moo Goo Gai Pan is the food of love.
Will: Really?
Jack: Why do you think there are so many Chinese people?