Jack:I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands.
Will:Ah. So you're going to be self-employed.
Jack:Insert laugh...here. I'm going to be a massage therapist. It was an obvious choice, being that I am a people person. I love people...as long as they're not hairy...or smelly...or have the dreaded bacne, ugh. Ok, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?
Jack:Thank you, friends.
Karen:Bacne. Oh, who am I kidding? It's alabaster from my neck to my ass. I just don't want to do it.